It looks like a seatbelt from afar, so oncoming traffic wont even notice how douchy this shirt really is. While you're on foot, the mason jars appear to be a sash. This completes the look of douchiness by making clear you won the pageant of Douche Vegas.
• 100% jersey knit cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Banded neck and arm holes
The Douche Shirt
$20.00Price
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